Razee (razee) wrote,
Razee
razee

Cherry Falls and her evil Uncle HaHa

Dear Tenant/Occupant/Resident:

I will race you to The Crypt. Uncle Haha was a crazy old syphilitic clown when he died. Are you oozing now? Of course, I am. Did you even have to ask? There is chocolate syrup all over the sheets and I have honey between my toes. Could you loosen the gag a little, so I can breathe? Send back my melody.

What in the hell are you talking about? I thought we were both on the same page. I guess that I was wrong. You have not idea just how wrong you are. I feel like we are not really communicating anymore. Do you think that we should talk about it? All of my friends are so happy. They seem to copy me and move on. I need my own copymachine.

The pool is open. The parking lot has been repaved, and the playground equipment has a fresh coat of paint on it. Please feel free to vacation at will.

'Twas brilling and the slithytoves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the momeraths outgrabe.

Sincerely yours,

Cherry Falls

 

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