I know that you are kind of busy, right now, and well, this letter is a little late in coming, but could you do one small thing for me? Could you stop over in Maine, on your way from the North Pole, and pick someone up?
P.S. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth to not be sitting in a glass on the nightstand.
P. S. S. If there was a nightstand, it would look like this.